WASHINGTON, DC — The anonymous artist collective Secret Handshake installed three functional arcade cabinets of its satirical video game Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell at the Washington, DC, War Memorial. The cabinets will remain at the site for the next few days, and the game is also available to play online.

The game casts President Donald Trump as the playable character on a quest to collect barrels of oil and ideas for Truth Social posts, with the goal of reopening the Strait of Hormuz and winning a war in Iran. The game is impossible to win, though players can lose abruptly.

Visually, the game resembles classic role-playing titles such as Chrono Trigger. Trump builds strength through combat with enemies named the "Iranian schoolgirl" and "DEIyatollah," and can perform special moves including "Mar-a-Lazer." Throughout the game, Trump's social media posts have no significant effect on progress, creating a repeated sequence of tasks and threats that lead nowhere.

The game opens in the White House, where the player can speak with Melania Trump. In one exchange, the character says, "I WAS NEVER ON THE EPSTEIN JET." In another, she asks, "Did you burn the files yet?" The player can respond that they are burning the files. If the player asks Melania Trump to hold hands, the game ends. First lady Melania Trump gave a surprise press conference addressing the Epstein Files last month.

The game features appearances from FBI Director Kash Patel, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Vice President JD Vance, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and Elon Musk, all of whom aid Trump during the campaign. Fights with the pope and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani also figure into the storyline.

Secret Handshake is an anonymous group of artists whose previous satirical works have targeted the Trump administration. The collective previously installed a gold statue on the National Mall depicting Trump holding onto Jeffrey Epstein in a pose reminiscent of Jack and Rose from the movie Titanic.